The following is an exhaustive list of assertions penned by me that my coworkers have callously removed from the copy on our website.
1. Eating paint chips and ferret husbandry are less exciting than staring at web pages.
2. Color was invented circa 1994.
3. It is impossible to determine the number of pictures one can put in a book
4. Asking your friends for El Debarge albums is hurtful and makes them poor
5. Asking others to remember you email address and password for you is an excellent means of internet security
6. Ninjas are employed to protect your personal information, just because you don't see them doesn't mean they don't exist.
It is also worth noting that two references to ducks and the phrases "You bet your sweet bippy" and "ginormous sombrero" were added by said coworkers. This, my friends, is a clear instance of SABOTAGE!
