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        <title>Cycling to Work: Month 2</title>   
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        <p>It has been two months since I started riding my bike to work and figured it was time to check in again and assess where things stand.</p>

<h2>Progress</h2>
<p>It has been a little over two months since I started riding to work.  In that time, I have managed 42 rides (one way).  Aside from when it rains - which has been a lot -  or when I have social engagements after work, I have been consistent in riding.  After a few weeks, it pretty much becomes habit and becomes less of an event to ride.  In fact over the two months, I have cut 11 minutes off my average time (that is 1/4 of my original time).  That also means that it takes me only about 13 minutes longer than if I drove to work. With summer traffic and construction, I suspect that I may be saving even more time.</p>
<p>I have found that during this time, I have been able to ride at higher heart rates and sustain the time spent at a higher rate for longer periods of time.  One anomaly that I have noticed is that it tales a lot more effort to get my heart rate up in the morning than in the afternoon.  This is despite the fact that my ride to work is a little longer and a little harder and yet some of my fastest rides come in the mornings.</p>
<p>Despite all of the exercise that I am getting, I have been surprised that I have not really lost any weight.  I am sure there are some trade-offs of fat for muscle, but I have been disappointed by the lack of progress in this area.  It is a goal over the next 60 days to tweak my diet to see better results on this front.</p>

<h2>Lessons Learned</h2><p>
There is a lot to be learned in this process, and the gains that I have made in speed have been the result of riding smarter in addition to riding harder.

<h3>Maintain Momentum</h3>
<p>It is easier to maintain momentum than to gain momentum.  Okay, duh, this is the definition of momentum, but it takes some time to realize how pervasive this is in cycling.  Getting 240 pounds of man, mike, and gear up to 15 mph is  a lot of work on two wheels and human power.  It means that you should:</p>
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<li><strong>Go ugly early.</strong>  It takes a lot of effort to get up to speed, but once you do it is surprisingly easy to maintain.  Push hard out of the gate, get out of the saddle and really crank to get as much speed under you as possible.  It will be much easier to keep this speed going and you should do what you can to maintain this.</li>
<li><strong>Get your heart rate up.</strong>  This initial kick should help in getting your heart rate up, and it is surprising how this can be maintained.  I often hit the ceiling with my heart rate and it is seems to affect every part of my ride.  I really need to get in a sprint early in the ride to get up above, 140 bpm, 145 bpm, or even 150 bpm.  Once I have done so though, it is much much easier later in the ride.  A higher heart rate means that you are able to eek out that additional push when you need it.</li>
<li><strong>Preserve momentum.</strong> When riding on the road, you are bound to run into traffic and intersections. Be smart (and safe) when coming to these and try to keep moving.  Slow up a bit before an intersection to assess traffic and if you are clear keep going.  One of my biggest issues when I first started was stopping at every break in the road and then responding to traffic. That means that I am starting from scratch every time. At the very least, try to stay on your bike so when the break does come you can respond quickly.</li></ul>
<p>These are all pretty tough until you are really comfortable with your route, traffic patterns and simply being on a bike.  As long as you stay aware and safe, you should be able to shave a lot of time off in terms of responding faster and maintaining momentum.</p>

<h3>Ride early</h3>
<p>Traffic and drivers are the toughest thing to manage when on the road, they are an X-Factor that is completely out of your control.  One of the easiest things to do in dealing with traffic is to simply avoid it.  I have shifted my work hours a half-an-hour so that I get their earlier and leave a little earlier.  This means that you avoid both vehicular traffic and foot traffic (I ride on a greenway through Indianapolis that becomes very busy come 5:00 pm).</p>

<h3>Be aggressive</h3>
<p>This falls in line with much of what I have said above, but it should be re-emphasized.  Drivers will do just about anything to keep their own momentum going and given the slightest excuse, they will risk life and limb of the local cyclist to save a few seconds in their day.  I mentioned in my <a href="http://kkemper.vox.com/library/post/cycling-to-work-day-2.html">previous post</a> that you should let cyclists adjust to you.  To take this further, you should aggressively claim space on the road and make them aware of your presence. I do not hesitate to ride to the front of traffic and essentially plant myself in the intersection.  That way the cars have to see me and have to let me have at least a portion of the road.  Once the light changes, I don&#39;t go out of my way to hold up traffic, but I do make it clear that I am going and that the people may need to wait a second or two before going. May not be convenient, but it keeps me from becoming road kill.</p>

<h3>Hydrate</h3>
<p>I purchased a water bottle, not too long after starting to ride, but not too long after that, I purchased a second one. This second bottle wasn&#39;t for my bike, but rater my office. I found that I was a lot less likely to drink while riding (it isn&#39;t all that easy if you&#39;re pushing hard enough), but was drinking a ton during the day.  I scored myself one of these <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&amp;location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2FCamelbak-Better-Bottle-Valve-Straw%2Fdp%2FB000KM7HHW%3Fie%3DUTF8%26s%3Dsporting-goods%26qid%3D1214313149%26sr%3D8-5&amp;tag=dromedapothe-20&amp;linkCode=ur2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325">Camelbak bottles</a><img alt="" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=dromedapothe-20&amp;l=ur2&amp;o=1" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" width="1" /> and I take to every meeting I have during the day.</p>

<h2>Gear</h2>
<p>It wasn&#39;t long after I started that I upgraded a few gear items to make my ride a little more comfortable.  These included cycling gloves, a new seat, a water bottle and cage. Shortly there after I got some nicer cycling shorts. What I haven&#39;t upgraded is my bike.  I am sure that I could gain a lot more pace on a modern road bike as opposed to my 15 year-old mountain bike, and I am sure that day will come, but until then, I figure I am getting a better workout on my steel monster.  The next addition will likely be some new shoes (mine are as old as the bike) and some rain gear so that I can expand the number of ride-able days.</p>
<h2>Benefits</h2>
<p>When I started on this exercise, my primary motivators were to get in shape, save money, and do a little for the environment.  While I have definitely made some impact in the first two (and hopefully the third), I have been surprised at the additional benefits.</p>
<h3>Time in my head</h3>
<p>I don&#39;t know why there is a difference between driving and riding, but I am definitely able to much more easily escape while riding to work.  It gives me a chance to get away and contemplate all sorts of things: work, life, goals, etc.  On occasion, I will throw on a podcast and use the ride to learn a little something.  It is probably pretty rare that you could get in a good cardio workout and get an education during the same time that you normally would have been sitting in a car stuck in traffic</p>
<h3>Traffic</h3>
<p>An entirely unexpected benefit is that on many days, I am able to make better time on my bike than if I had been in a car.  Summer in Indianapolis means a deluge of road construction and terrible traffic and this year it is all around my office.  The maneuverability of my bike and the ability to use trails means that I am able to fly through stagnant traffic and make better time than sitting in a car.</p>
<p>When it&#39;s all said and done, I really cherish the days that I get to ride to work.  Tracking my rides and vital stats has kept me motivated and keeps me going hard. I am constantly seeking to find more ways to get on my bike and have added a lot of casual rides on the weekend. Sure there are days when I want to grab a beer after work, but that just makes me ride faster. Hopefully, I will continue to make progress and will continue updates here.</p>
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        <title>13 Rejected Color Names for Our Site</title>   
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        <p>The following names for colors were submitted by me as backgrounds for our website. &#160;As happens with most of my submissions they were summarily rejected.<div><br /></div><div><ol><li>Squirrel</li><li>Mocha Milf</li><li>Grundle Puce</li><li>My Grandma Says I&#39;m Hot Pink</li><li>Hillary&#39;s White</li><li>Bob Denver Omelet</li><li>Bob Barker Omelet</li><li>Bob&#39;s Yer Uncle Omelet</li><li>Burnt Umber</li><li>Skid Mark</li><li>El DeBarge</li><li>Vemilionaire</li><li>Gitmo</li></ol><div>As you can see, there is clearly a conspiracy.</div></div></p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Rejected Submissions for The Maintenance Page</title>   
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        <div>&quot;Our site is currently down for maintenance. We apologize for the inconvenience and are working to get it back up as quickly as possible. &#160;Perhaps you could use this time to...&quot;</div><div><br /></div><div>1. Put a fresh coat of&#160;paraffin&#160;on your Hummel collection.</div><div>2. Finally teach that damned parakeet to sing some <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">good</span> show tunes.</div><div>3. Determine once and for all if that smell is in fact coming from you.</div><div>4. Complete your series of billets doux to Richard Greico.</div><div>5. Reclassify the taxonomy of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aniliidae">Family Aniliidae.</a></div><div>6. Get the chewing gum out of the hair on your lower back.</div><div>7. Make a lovely <a href="http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/239983">meal</a> of tomatillos and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_smut">corn smut.</a></div><div>8. Complete you extensive research into the mating habits of the prevalent North American <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001298/">Hominidae.</a></div><div>9. Support your local meat packers union by developing a less mechanized method for the separation of fat from tallow.</div><div>10. Two words: Ham Radio</div>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Cycling to Work Day 2</title>   
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        <p>I have been threatening for some time now to start riding my bike to work and had even done a test ride on a weekend as a proof of concept. &#160;Today was day two, and I suppose I should have documented Day one, but apparently was more focused on arriving at work in one place and surviving the day as a productive member of the team. &#160;There is nothing earth shattering here. &#160;I am just trying to lose some weight, save some money on gas and maybe have less of an environmental impact. &#160;I plan on tracking what statistics I can and will check in periodically to see what progress I have made and in turn keep myself motivated.<div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">The Details</span></div><div>By my estimate, my ride is about 8.3 miles (I&#39;ll get a more accurate assessment soon). &#160;I take the Monon Trail (an Indianapolis &quot;Greenway&quot;) for the bulk of that distance and primarily back roads beyond that. &#160;Today&#39;s trip to work took about 40 minutes. &#160;The time varies based on traffic and general congestion on the trail (it is much lighter in&#160;the morning than in the evening). &#160;My heart rate ranged between 130 and 140 and was at 138 BPM for most of the trip.</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">The Route</span></div><div>Google does not allow you to travel via the Monon Trail, so <a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&amp;hl=en&amp;geocode=6759458129925773971,39.873480,-86.144660%3B2015207872141225351,39.894421,-86.138969%3B6645103931954543853,39.934240,-86.126850%3B16191015305253694934,39.930980,-86.117300%3B10804593649054432150,39.930980,-86.114745%3B7455970301105837638,39.930715,-86.109299&amp;saddr=6235+N+Delaware+St,+Indianapolis,+IN+46220&amp;daddr=Carrollton+Ave+%4039.873480,+-86.144660+to:Westfield+Blvd+%4039.894421,+-86.138969+to:E+Westfield+Blvd+%4039.934240,+-86.126850+to:Haverstick+Rd+%4039.930980,+-86.117300+to:E+98th+St+%4039.930980,+-86.114745+to:E+98th+St+%4039.930715,+-86.109299+to:39.928366,-86.100626+to:3750+Priority+Way+S+Dr,+Indianapolis,+IN+46240&amp;mra=dpe&amp;mrcr=0&amp;mrsp=7&amp;sz=15&amp;via=1,2,3,4,5,6,7&amp;sll=39.929517,-86.106162&amp;sspn=0.017277,0.040169&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;t=h&amp;z=15">this</a>&#160;is only a rough representation of the route.</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">The Lessons</span></div><div>I am sure that I am going to learn a lot doing this, but here are my immediate conclusions.</div><div><br /></div><div><ol><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Weight is bad. &#160;</span>Currently, I am hauling my standard work bag that holds my laptop, some books and notepads, and other electronics, odds and ends; a pannier with my work clothes (including shoes); and a pannier with my workout clothes. &#160;I also ride a twelve year-old Specialized Rock Hopper that has a steel frame and those lovely mountain bike tires. &#160;All told, this is not a light set-up and I feel it as I strain mightily to get up to speed as streamlined road bikers fly by me. &#160;I will be lightening my load very rapidly.</li><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Padding is good.</span>&#160;&#160;I have a pair of bike shorts, but I got them for the occasional spinning class and they just don&#39;t cut it on the road. &#160;My seat and handle bars are not much better, so I foresee some upgrades in those two places as well.</li><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Let cars adjust for you. &#160;</span>Drivers suck. &#160;They tailgate you and get annoyed. &#160;Whatever you d, don&#39;t feel guilty and try and compensate to appease them, that will only end in disaster. &#160;Claim you space on the road and be assertive.</li><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">You need water.</span>&#160;No matter how short the ride, you are going to need some water. &#160;I have been parched to the point of severe annoyance on every trip so far. &#160;Take water and drink liberally.</li></ol><div>So far, so good. &#160;I will check in with progress updates. &#160;Hopefully, I will get to the point where the impact on my daily habits is minimal and I&#39;ll wind up lighter with a heavier wallet. &#160;Indianapolis is a very car-dependent city, so it is going to be interesting to see if I can sustain a cycling habit and find other places where I can integrate it into my routine.</div></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div></p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <p>I like to cook. &#160;I even consider myself to be a good cook. &#160;I have a lot of friends who consider me to be a good cook. &#160;They say &quot;You should open a restaurant!&quot; or &quot;You are a great chef.&quot; &#160;Lexicographic issues aside,&#160;I generally just shrug it off or say something about the fact that 85% of restaurants go out of business in their first year. In the back of my mind I do occasionally kick around the idea of throwing everything into the wind and going to culinary school or (after a few cocktails) dream of opening a restaurant - preferably somewhere tropical where I could drink more cocktails and live the easy life. &#160;Yeah, right, I don&#39;t think I have ever heard the life of a chef being equated with being easy. &#160;Inevitably, self doubt rears its head and I return to the real life only to have the thoughts crop up again.<div><br /></div><div>Then I stumble across this brief&#160;<a href="http://www.kottke.org/08/04/a-short-review-of-momofuku-ko"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">review of Momofuku Ko </span></a>the extensively hyped new restaurant from David Chang. &#160;The review is what it claims to be, &#39;brief&#39;. &#160;It does include the following, though: &quot;<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;; font-size: 12px; line-height: 19px; ">The second dish, the superstar of the restaurant, was a coddled egg with caviar, onion soubise, and tiny potato chips&quot;. A visit to the <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/kathryn/2309757368/in/set-72157604045218851/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">photos</span></a> linked in the review, reveals one additional ingredient, parsley. &#160;Not just a sprinkling of parsley as other chefs or a home cook might do for a dash of color and maybe to brighten the taste but mainly just as a garnish, no, this is a pile of parsley. The parsley is clearly a major flavor component of the dish, it changes the whole flavor profile.&#160;This rocks my world of culinary dreams. Here you have 4 basic and pure ingredients that most people know the taste of: parsley, egg, caviar, and potato chips with a basic onion and cream sauce and yet it is the &quot;superstar&quot; dish of the hottest restaurant in NYC. &#160;Even worse, I, who claim to be a good cook, cannot even imagine what it would taste like. &#160;Who can conceive that these five elements combined in the right fashion and in the right ratios will make such a substantial culinary statement? &#160;It is this paying homage to ingredients in such a pure and raw fashion, knowing when just five ingredients are sufficient to convey what a chef is all about that makes a restaurant and a cook great. &#160;Everyone else is just playing around. &#160;This is serious stuff, the stuff that says &quot;do NOT quit your day job.&quot;&#160;</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;; font-size: 12px; line-height: 19px; "><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;; font-size: 12px; line-height: 19px; ">More than anything it is that pile of parsley that blows my mind. &#160;That pile of parsley, an ingredient that likely appears in 50% of restaurant dishes, piled there bringing as much to the party as the caviar. &#160;My god, the pile of parsley.</span></div></p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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    <entry>
        <title>An Exhaustive List</title>   
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        <p>The following is an exhaustive list of assertions penned by me that my coworkers have callously removed from the copy on our website.<div><br /></div><div>1. Eating paint chips and ferret husbandry are less exciting than staring at web pages.</div><div>2. Color was invented circa 1994.</div><div>3. It is impossible to determine the number of pictures one can put in a book</div><div>4. Asking your friends for El Debarge albums is hurtful and makes them poor</div><div>5. Asking others to remember you email address and password for you is an excellent means of internet security</div><div>6. Ninjas are employed to protect your personal information, just because you don&#39;t see them doesn&#39;t mean they don&#39;t exist.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>It is also worth noting that two references to ducks and the phrases &quot;You bet your sweet bippy&quot; and &quot;ginormous sombrero&quot; were added by said coworkers. &#160;This, my friends, is a clear instance of SABOTAGE!</div></p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Vox Hunt: My Best Pet Photo</title>   
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        <blockquote><p>Show us your best pet photo.&#160; <br /><span style="font-size: 0.8em;">Submitted by <a href="http://patriot8gurl.vox.com/" class="enclosure-inline-user" at:enclosure="inline-user" at:user-xid="6p00cd9707acfd4cd5" at:screen-name="8gurl" at:delegate="people-connect" at:user-pic="http://up5.vox.com/6a00cd9707acfd4cd500fae8d1ed65000b-75si" >8gurl</a>.&#160;</span> </p></blockquote>
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</div><div>Bulldogs are somewhat out of place at the beach. &#160;That being said, I never saw Buddha happier than when she was there. &#160;With typical bulldog determination she launched herself into the tides and her 11 year-old body was young again. &#160;We won&#39;t talk about the effects of eating sand.</div>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>QotD: Three Foods Forever</title>   
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        <published>2007-07-13T19:14:41Z</published>
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        <blockquote><p>If you could eat only 3 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be? <br /><span style="font-size: 0.8em;">Submitted by <a href="http://pearlformance.vox.com/" class="enclosure-inline-user" at:enclosure="inline-user" at:user-xid="6p00cdf39e6a75cb8f" at:screen-name="formance" at:delegate="people-connect" at:user-pic="http://up5.vox.com/6a00cdf39e6a75cb8f00cd978618dbf9cc-75si" >formance</a>.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 0.8em;"><span style="font-size: 1.25em;">Three?&#160; Ha!&#160; I laugh at you foolish and wasteful gluttons! I need but two foods to make me happy.&#160; Beer and Cheese.&#160; Mind you, I may resort to some mashupification and cook me up some beer cheese, but at the end of the day it is still goddamned beer and cheese.</span><br /></span></p></blockquote>
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        <title>QotD: My Email Address(es)</title>   
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        <blockquote><p>How many email addresses do you have?&#160; What are they for? <br /></p><p><span style="font-size: 1.95312em;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: -editor-proxy; font-size: 10px;">I
have a bit of an issue with email addresses and recently set about
assigning uses to them. &#160;I still have no ability to stick to these
ascribed uses because the addresses are in the hands of various people
who are unfamiliar with my rules and, ergo, are involuntarily violated.
&#160;My accounts are as follows:</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 1.95312em;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: -editor-proxy; font-size: 10px;"><ul id="null"><li>Work
email - This is straight forward, it is given t me by my company and it
is where my co-workers and customers send me email. &#160;Unfortunately work
also assigned me a Dell Laptop and I do 95% of my work on my own Mac
laptop. &#160;That means that basically, the work email address is simply a
forwarding intermediary to my personal email account that is assigned
to work.</li><li>My Personal Work email address (see above). &#160;This is
also used for other personal activities that I deem to be work that are
not part of my job. &#160;Maybe it is better described a s my Professional
Personal Email, but that seems oxymoronic.</li><li>My Personal Personal
Email address. &#160;This is the one that I use for personal activities and
fun. &#160;It is where my friends should contact me.</li><li>My joke address
- Basically, this is a throw away account that I use for nefarious
purposes. &#160;It is frequently laden with spam to the extent that it
cannot be used for much else. &#160;It also appears with the alias &#39;Cooter&#39;
when received, so it is not business appropriate (learned that the hard
way).</li><li>My Spam address - I use this when signing up for anything
on the web (software betas, newsletters, services, e.g.) where there is
a good chance of spam. &#160;If I do not know a company&#39;s full background
and their ethics, I use this address. &#160;Ironically, it gets no spam.</li><li>My
website address - this is the address associated with my main website.
&#160;It appears on the Whois record and in all of the &quot;mail&quot; links on the
site. &#160;This is basically a maintenance account that is used for
convenience to other people. &#160;It gets little use.</li><li>My secondary
website address - See above. &#160;It is used for web business, but has a
better alias, and is easy to use on the go. &#160;For some reason it is not
fond of email clients and again gets little use.</li></ul>There you
have it. &#160;Seven email accounts. &#160;Three of which get very little use and
should be put out of their misery. &#160;I have the feeling this is not an
uncommon problem and would love to know how people address this kind of
issue. &#160;Many of the best email power-users I know use a single account
despite receiving many magnitudes more email than the average user. &#160;It
is the power of smart folders, tags, and filters along with some freaky
mojo that makes this possible. &#160;It is something that I cannot grasp.</span></span></p>
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        <title>QotD: My Current Top 10</title>   
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        <blockquote><p>What are your top 10 most-played songs currently?<br /></p></blockquote>
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