Kit Kemper's Vox

Cycling to Work: Month 2

2008-06-24T13:35:02Z

It has been two months since I started riding my bike to work and figured it was time to check in again and assess where things stand. Progress It has been a little over two months since I started riding to work. In that time, I have managed 42 r...

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13 Rejected Color Names for Our Site

2008-05-09T19:47:28Z

The following names for colors were submitted by me as backgrounds for our website. As happens with most of my submissions they were summarily rejected. Squirrel Mocha Milf Grundle Puce My Grandma Says I'm Hot Pink Hillary's White Bob Denver ...

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Rejected Submissions for The Maintenance Page

2008-04-25T14:50:35Z

"Our site is currently down for maintenance. We apologize for the inconvenience and are working to get it back up as quickly as possible. Perhaps you could use this time to..." 1. Put a fresh coat of paraffin on your Hummel collection. 2. Fina...

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Cycling to Work Day 2

2008-04-22T14:54:26Z

I have been threatening for some time now to start riding my bike to work and had even done a test ride on a weekend as a proof of concept. Today was day two, and I suppose I should have documented Day one, but apparently was more focused on arri...

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Haute Cuisine and a Pile of Parsley

2008-04-09T18:03:44Z

I like to cook. I even consider myself to be a good cook. I have a lot of friends who consider me to be a good cook. They say "You should open a restaurant!" or "You are a great chef." Lexicographic issues aside, I generally just shrug it off ...

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An Exhaustive List

2008-03-21T16:36:22Z

The following is an exhaustive list of assertions penned by me that my coworkers have callously removed from the copy on our website. 1. Eating paint chips and ferret husbandry are less exciting than staring at web pages. 2. Color was invented c...

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Vox Hunt: My Best Pet Photo

2007-08-03T13:15:33Z

Show us your best pet photo. Submitted by 8gurl. Bulldogs are somewhat out of place at the beach. That being said, I never saw Buddha happier than when she was there. With typical bulldog determination she launched herself into the tides a...

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QotD: Three Foods Forever

2007-07-13T19:14:41Z

If you could eat only 3 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be? Submitted by formance. Three? Ha! I laugh at you foolish and wasteful gluttons! I need but two foods to make me happy. Beer and Cheese. Mind you, I may resort to som...

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QotD: My Email Address(es)

2007-07-12T17:36:26Z

How many email addresses do you have? What are they for? I have a bit of an issue with email addresses and recently set about assigning uses to them. I still have no ability to stick to these ascribed uses because the addresses are in the hand...

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QotD: My Current Top 10

2007-06-13T18:26:58Z

What are your top 10 most-played songs currently?

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