kkemper

So this here is my vox site. If you really like me and want to know more about me, or maybe undergo my invasive and very experimental brainwashing program you can visit my main blog at www.kitkemper.com. I am not really sure how I am going to use this vox site, I mean ultimately in the big scheme of things (aside from pimping the invasive and very experimental brainwashing program) so right now I am using it to house lists and configurations of prose that comprise what gammaticists refer to as paragraphs, but to me resemble lists without numbers. In keeping with this, here are ten random facts about me. 1. I am here in Indianapolis. Yup pretty much in the middle of the country, but kind of East, ironically in the midwest. 2. I live with my girlfriend Amy and our three dogs. No we do not run a kennel or petting zoo and you cannot feed or touch the residents without a formal invitation. 3. I sometimes lie about the number of items that will appear in a list. 4. I am the open source editor for Wiley Pubishing, and work on those lovely Wrox books that geeks get all worked up about. 5. Point 4 above means that I am a dork. I pretty much come equipped with at least 2.8 gadgets and a laptop at any time and rock nervously without immediate access to some form of the internets. I have dork friends and we listen to Indie music and watch Indie films. It makes me feel brainy and superior. 6. I brew beer. Trust me, that goes along with being a dork. It is science that you drink. Mmmmm yummy yummy science. 7. I like soccer. I watch soccer and I play soccer. That does not mean that I am European or even foreign, if I were I would call it football or futbol or something else, if this is confusing, please refer to item 1 on this list. 8. I cook a lot and enjoy cooking. Unlike brewing, cooking is not yummy science. Yummy science for food is baking. Cooking is what happens when beer meets fire. Yummy yummy beer fire. My affinity for cooking comes from beer, fire, and cheese. 9. I have a cheese problem. I really like cheese. Will you please send me some cheese. 10. I am not photogenic. From time to time you may encounter photographs of me on this site and elsewhere. Please know that they are inaccurate representations of my stunning man-beauty, please picture something much more attractive and rippling. So there you have it, 10 things about me. Please visit often, and I will strive to update things somewhat less than your crippling desire to read my prose demands, that way I keep the upper hand and all.